inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

barakid:


Down - blink-182

barakid:

Down - blink-182

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

“Is it selfish to say I want you the whole fucking time? I want you in my head. I want you in my bed. I want your hands all over my thighs. Give me your tightest grip. I want to exhale all of my loneliness and sadness to you. I want to breathe you in. I want you. I want you and I know this sounds pathetic but I want you to want me too.”

irishjulienne, how do i say this without sounding desperate? (via talkingoutsoft)

“I hope
you never
regret me.”

5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

bey0nd-galaxy:

If you don’t mind cuddling all day or being lazy and sleeping on top of me while watching movies. Or eating pizza or getting hickies. Come be mine