“I wish I hadn’t shown you the darkest parts of me.”
I Would Take it All Back (#616: July 21, 2014)
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR
ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?
u start a mosh pit in my heart
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
“Fuck, I want to have her in ways no one else has ever had her or ever will have her.”
A.A. (via bhlank)
You already do baby
why is it
"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"
"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it